Me: “I’m getting a coldsore”
The world: “Oh my gosh. Herpes. You have an std!? Ew. You’re gross. Stay away Satan.”

im over college

(Source: petalys, via redefend)

repvlsed:

greehd:

$

Lmao

(Source: demon-of-light)

bettywhitehouse:

the party dont start till I walk out

(via sarcasmed)